Obama Jokes By You and
Me
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If you know a good Obama joke —
either one you heard somewhere, or one you made up yourself —
please send it to us, along with attribution (that
is, tell us whose joke it is and where you heard it). We'll
publish some of our favorites! (We can't promise to look at
every submission, or to acknowledge that we have received them
... this is just a hobby for us.)
(NOTE: Almost
all the jokes we've received from readers have been tired
racist humor. Send in a fresh clean joke and you might just get
published here!)
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Sent in by reader Mark
Usinger:
I
heard that when President Obama stepped up
to accept the Nobel Peach Prize, Kanye West
jumped on stage and tried to take it from his hands,
insisting that it should have gone to
Beyonce!
Here's a good Obama-related joke told
by none other than his former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah A.
Wright Jr., at a Philadelphia church on November 9, as
reported in The Philadelphia
Inquirer:
If I say "Hello," they'll say I said "Hell."
Then they'll say the "O" meant "Obama," and that I
said, "To hell with
Obama."
To show how easy it is (or how low our
standards are), here are some Obama jokes invented by the
staff of ObamaJokes.com:
When Obama's face is on a presidential
quarter someday, that will be "change we can
believe
in."
 What were Democrats eating the morning after
Obama was elected? Barack-fast. What were Republicans
eating?
Crow.
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